1.08.2012

Wait, but... why are there stupid people?

Lately, I have a friend that continually asks me, "How can X exist if natural selection controls everything? How does Y prevail if evolution exists?" I've had to take a step back and analyze this line of reasoning. Maybe I've done a bad job of explaining evolution and the natural world. Obviously, natural selection doesn't operate in black and white terms, though it's much easier to explain that way. I think I begin losing people when I'm constantly stipulating my statements with "Well, it operates this way except when it doesn't because…" Well, because nature is inherently chaotic. We've made up a lot of rules that it supposedly follows and then get flustered when it (nature) doesn't adhere to them.

Back to evolution. Natural selection operates on many different levels. Dawkins would explain that it works at the level of the selfish gene while David Sloan Wilson would argue it operates at the community level. There are those that argue just about everything in between as well. Regardless of its modus operandi, fallacies exist. What does this mean? Nothing's perfect. It means that just because something is detrimental or useless, doesn't mean it automatically gets wiped out of a population. If that were the case, none of us would be here (seriously, think about it).

As a fun and totally objective mental game, why then does stupidity exist? Cipolla writes that "a stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses." What the f%$!? Obviously, they don't then know that they're incurring losses, right? It doesn't come from a place of malevolence, per se. I would argue that what Cipolla is describing is actually what I like to call a "person of ignorance." I'm henceforth going to define ignorance as the mental state when an individual hasn't been given the facts and doesn't know any better (ignorance is bliss, oblivion is bliss, etc.). Stupidity, therefore, requires a certain amount of willfulness. An individual has been given at least some facts or evidence but has chosen to ignore them.

So why DOES stupidity prevail in the modern world? Wouldn't natural selection play at least some role in weeding these dim bulbs out? For sure, if their stupidity caused them to walk into oncoming traffic (pity) or play with crocodiles and stingrays on a daily basis (too soon?). However, the type of stupidity I'm referring to is more broad. At the cultural level, something similar to herd mentality takes over. When large numbers of people band together around a single view or group of ideals, the lowest common denominator rules (remember MATH, guys?).


Why does this LCD phenomenon remain so prevalent (and in my opinion, has skyrocketed in the last generation)? There are two sides to it (that of the stupid people and that of the non-stupid people). If you're a stupid person, it's because you're easily swayed, but you're also probably not reading this (kidding, tons of stupid people read this blog). But really, there is a culture of willful ignorance (I'm going to call it the "celebration of stupidity" --trademarked, don't you dare) that's overwhelming the United States. It's most obvious in the political sphere but as we all know, this eventually and unfortunately extends into a plethora of other aspects. Politicians speak to the lowest common denominator, that's how they get your vote.

 "My father mined these coal shafts with his bare hands, one hand tied behind his back even! And we didn't eat on Tuesdays, we were so poor."

 "Psh, global 'warming'? [malicious/sarcastic finger quotes thrown up] Trust scientists? NOT ME, NOT NOW."


The idea is to not alienate their constituents, right? And don't you feel like part of a club when you're all bashing on those Gore-loving polar bears with their stupid temperature restrictions?

 The bigger issue is that this "celebration of stupidity" runs along the same lines as religion. It's a fear of the unknown and worse yet, appearing to not know. So blindly follow the party line because you don't need to learn any new information and it doesn't interfere with the carefully crafted story in whatever holy book you subscribe to.

The other side, from that of the non-stupid people, is perhaps the biggest challenge (and failure) of this conversation. As Cipolla writes, "non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals." What's the danger in letting this culture of ridiculous ideologies prevail? Well, for starters, the planet is being destroyed at a rate we can't even accurately predict (Want more doom and gloom? I can go much further). And with the next generations growing up with this mentality of education being a sin or an embarrassing relic of times past, we're fucked.

One of the interesting terms being thrown around lately is "wisdom of the crowd" where any group making a decision is better than a single expert. The idea is that a group will weed out extreme (crazy) opinions and come to a collective opinion. This is an amazing trend that's grown tremendously with the advent of sites like Wikipedia, Yahoo answers, Digg, etc. BUT WHAT IF the group's opinion isn't actually better than the expert? In this case, what if the conservative masses are out-yelling the number of scientists quietly promoting evolution?

My takeaway? It's much easier to become part of a lowest common denominator group that's intentionally or unintentionally hurting the progression of ideas because it's EASY. Learning and changing your opinions, and growing as a society, take effort. What could be accomplished if the group was used for good? Endless possibilities of rainbows and free health care for all, I imagine. That would be true evolution of culture. As much as we'd like to believe we dictate the rules of nature, even human behavior is often out of our hands. Unfortunately for us non-stupids, evolution works pretty slowly and I don't see the guy who keeps using bad pickup lines at the bar being smited any time soon.

12.07.2011

Again with this cloning shit.

I know I just ranted about this recently-ish but seriously, can we talk about why everyone is so obsessed with seeing a woolly mammoth alive and walking around?? (I'm serious, I'd actually like to hear a solid reason why, feel free to leave it in the comments section). Ok so some scientists found a sample of "well-preserved bone marrow" from a mammoth which is awesome insomuch as we can look at the DNA a little bit better and probably understand its history and evolution a little bit more. However, scientists from Japan and Russia (and I'm not singling those countries out, I know they're in the US and elsewhere, too) want to use this relatively "better" sample of DNA to clone a mammoth. Their timeframe for success? 5 years. How do they plan to go about doing that? How else: implanting the magical nuclei from the marrow into the egg cells of an African elephant (Loxodonta africanus), a closely related species (I've previously discussed this JurassicPark-ification of anything and everything here). 

Y'all have heard statistics on the success rate of cloning, right? 100%, works like a charm each and every time. Riiiight. It's actually alarmingly unsuccessful (rates never reaching double digits). When you hear in the news that scientists have successfully cloned a sheep or a mouse, many, many fails preceded that (Which tangentially makes me wonder why the people who picket Planned Parenthood aren't also picketing science labs. Every life is important or whatever. Not to give them fucking ideas, but it IS strange that those two groups are usually on opposite sides of the politico-socio spectrums, right?). 

Now I'd like you to recall the "test" species we're using in this scenario to, you know, gather ova and implant with the rainbow nuclei: AFRICAN ELEPHANTS

Gestation period on an African elephant? One year. 
How often does the average female African elephant reproduce? Once every 5 years. 
Population status of the African elephant? Vulnerable, ie: we've got some left, you know, enough that we're keeping an eye out for poaching, but not enough that we're putting them in Al Gore movies. 

(And someone please tell me why when I was looking up these facts, a 6 grader's report on elephants came up in Google search terms above the damned wiki page #somuchfail). 

My point being, this is not an easy project or even a "sure thing" project. It's seemingly a novelty project that will cost millions and millions of dollars and an incredible amount of time and effort. And for WHAT? Even if every single factor comes together in an orgasmically successful way and a teensy woolly embryo is injected into an elephant's lady parts, a year-long gestation under less-than-ideal conditions seems outrageous. AND EVEN IF... remember the pyrenean ibex? Tragically died after 7 beautiful minutes spent on earth trying to breathe. Whatever. Canada got everything right in the 70's. Let's just leave it at that, ok?

11.29.2011

Bible-belt bound. Like I'm going there. I'm not tied up with bibles. Yet.

No podcast this week, kiddies, as I have actually lost my voice. Not spiritually or metaphorically; I have laryngitis.

Also, I'm moving to Texas this week sooo... there's that.

For now enjoy this talk by Chris Mooney on his book The Republican War on Science, which we discussed on last week's episode.


Chris Mooney from Books Inc on FORA.tv

11.22.2011

Baba Brinkman + Rachel Maddow = epic win

Famed rapper Baba Brinkman's performs on Rachel Maddow's Geek Week segment in 2010. Check out his work here.

 

Large Hadron Rap - science made...sexy?

Here's a "win" for science PR. The video was originally released to spread info on how the LHC works, but also helped(s) promote CERN's Sixtrack project, which you can participate in!